Rajinikanth Runs Until the Treadmill Gets Tired

With the world waiting with bated breaths, the greatest South Indian Super Star and perhaps one of the biggest Super Star in Asia (maybe second only to Jackie Chan), the reports of Rajini Sir being hospitalized in Chennai and getting minor chest surgery done has definitely brought the huge South Indian film industry to a  standstill worrying about their immortal super star who for many Internet users across the globe is known as " Rajinikanth's email is gmail@rajinikanth.com" and also like "When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."

It really sounds bizarre about hearing the man getting hospitalized who is being said to be, " Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world."  We definitely pray to God that the God of South Indian Cinema get well soon, otherwise these timeless tales of Rajnikanth will lose its real vigor as some of them are mentioned below:

Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog

When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.

Rajinikanth got smallpox when he was a kid. As a result, smallpox is now eradicated.

Kudos to this great man who single-handedly revolutionized the South Indian Cinema, the aura which even the magician Kamal Hassan could also never create.  We all wish him a speedy recovery very soon to come out of hospital in his trademark burning the cigarette with a gun and kissing his one-third of age Deepika Padukone on the lips in Rana very soon.

© 2011 Ranjan Kumar