Just go through these smart one liners, I think it will help you a lot.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
© 2011 Ranjan Kumar
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
© 2011 Ranjan Kumar
